A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the 
ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his 
head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to 
the operator: "My friend is dead! What can i do?" The operator, in a calm 
soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let`s make 
sure he`s dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy`s voice 
comes back on the line.
He says: "OK, now what?"