ATC Humor
Late evening ABZ, shortly be-fore
airfield closed for the day:
Pilot: F***ing DanAir 123 fully estab-lished
R/W 18
Tower: Say again callsign
Pilot: F***ing Dan Air 123
Tower: Phone ATC please after arrival
Pilot: OK. Please listen to your ATIS
before I call
Loud and clear in background
of ATIS recording "When's that
f***ing Dan Air 123 going to
arrive so we can all go home"