>The phone call 
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>((( ring ))) 
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>((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g))))))))))) 
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>***pick up*** 
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>"Hello?" 
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>"Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mommy near the phone?" 
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>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank," 
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>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, 
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>honey! 
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>"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!" 
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>"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run 
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>upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle 
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>Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house." 
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>"Okay, Daddy!" 
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>A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well,I 
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>did what you said, Daddy." 
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>"And what happened?" he asks. 
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>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and 
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>ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out 
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>the front window and now she's all dead." 
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>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" 
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>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and 
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>he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool ... but he must 
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>have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so 
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>he hit the bottom of the swimming pool 
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>and now he's all real dead too." 
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>***long pause*** 
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>***more pause**** 
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>Then Daddy says, 
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>"Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"